It is fabulous. It is "stupid fabulous", according to th3newblack. It also contains pictures. So unless you have no particular interest in pimpin' mansions, gorgeous gardens, and the best food in the city---as well as THE FACES BEHIND THE SCREEN OMG---you should really read this.

( The word is fabulous. )

We have just eaten the most delicious cake and ice cream known to man.

TWIST ENDING: we made them both.

We have eaten gold, shopped, hit the museums, and boarded a bus under assumed identities. Tonight we're off to a fabulous Russian restaurant for elegant food and getting crazy drunk on the largest vodka menu in towndrink.

That is all.

Yes, this journal has been hijacked! But it's not hijacking without the threat of force, you say? Oh, there is plenty of force here. Force of LOVE.

( An explanation follows. )